Ghost Grinder

in online poker terms, it is a player that has much experience with playing multiple tables for an extended period of time, but never lets the competition know of his identity and/or experience. These type of players are very hard to beat.

A Ghost Grinder won a tournament today, after he deceived many players at the table by asking simple questions that only new players ask.

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sausage grinder

Insult verbally directed to a male of questionable sexual orientation which addresses his affinity toward other male penis and having said penis in his anus.

"I wonder if that red-headed guy who wears an urban kilt is a Sausage Grinder?"

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rice grinder

someone who owns a car that rides extremely low to the ground such as a honda civic. the owners are most likely beaners and those of the asian ethnicity

dude look at that rice grinder its so low to the ground.

that dude is such a rice grinder

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fetus grinder

a butcher that has developed a taste for fetus meat because of goverment experementations. it usually sells for 40$ a pound because it's so hard to get and it's so tender.

where do you think your baby brother went?.....in the fetus grinder of course!!!

girth grinder

A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.

"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
OR
"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."

pussy grinder

A person who I need to meet right now.

Oh, you slutty little pussy grinder!

Eye grinder

When one consenting adult removes their prosthetic eye for the use of their partner as a sexual orifice. The half of the couple entering the socket being the ‘eye grinder’

I gave your granny a proper eye grinder.