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Hey stranger, before we get down, let me go grab Woodie's hoodie so we can do this right.
When your foreskin gets stuck on a person's lip ring to the point that you need to be detached at a hospital.
Please remove your lip ring, I do not want to get a gatored hoodie
When people be gettin tattoos on they face, neck, and hands only. Thus giving them the appearance of being "hard" and all covered with tattoos...only when they wear hoodies, which they do at all times. Most of the time there is no tattoos anywhere on the rest of their bodies, but only those visible while wearing a hoodie. There is usually nothing "hard" at all about these individuals, and the tattoos have a distinct juvenile correctional institution look to them.
Yo did you see those fuckin kids with their faces all tatted up? Total fuckin hoodie hard posers.
Symbol of the red hood gang (rhg) if you don’t have it than ur not part of the gang and ur not cool.It’s custom made so you can’t get it anywhere.
“Woah dude that’s a sick hoodie where did you get it”
“Oh it’s just my super sick rhg hoodie that you can’t get anywhere cause it’s custom made 😎”
A floating humanoid creature, biologically designed to look like a cloth hoodie. The eyes of a hoodie man resemble black sunglasses and, the mouth protrusion has the design of a Medical germ mask. The youtuber known as kwite is the only known hoodie man in existence.
"Kwite is a hoodie man."
America. This phrase is often used in foreign countries to refer to the United States as the country where hooded sweatshirts were first created. While seemingly derogatory, the phrase evokes the free spirit of America as a country where fashion is given little weight in the greater scheme of things.
That's a nice ascot, but I must say I'm American and I'm proud to be from the "home of the hoodies."
When one is so used to wearing the great all around every day clothing item of the hoodie that they often will mistakenly try to place there hands in there front pockets only to find that they are not wearing a hoodie like they thought they were as they are so commonly used to doing where so they in turn look like they just made a strange awkward gesture with there hands around there genital/stomach area which could or could not in certain situations be taken the wrong way.
Guy 1: "Dude you know Angelina that fat chick whose always trying to hide her fat rolls by wearing hoodies all the time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah what about her?"
Guy 1: "Dude she's actually not wearing one today shes just wearing a typical my-mom-is-my-best-friend kitten sweater but shes totally been having hoodie withdrawals all day in class and she got written up because Mrs. Rhoda thought she was telling some girl to eat her pussy."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah I hate that fat bitch her breath always smells like dulce de leche."
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