joint session

•Meeting between the House of Reps and Senate.

•Gathering of Marijuana Smokers

Man, i got a kind bud J, we gonna have a Joint Session tonight.

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Jesus joint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with Bible pages in lieu of joint papers.

"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"

"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."

"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"

"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"

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Crack joint

When wiping your butt, a piece of the toilet paper falls off and it’s rolled up like a tiny joint. You can usually find one of these near a restroom toilet.

You know it’s time to clean the restroom floor when there are several crack joints around the toilet floor.

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jacket joint

The compilation of leftover bud that fell out of the baggie or multiple baggies in your pocket. Best enjoyed with a variety of bud, compiled over time. Especially flame when rolled with rainbow rolling papers.

Yo, lemme hit that jacket joint! Aw, buzz, it has lint in it.

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Y Joint

When a woman has been double teamed to the point that the internal friction has caused her rectum and vagina to become one internal hole with two entrances, thus forming a y joint shaped orifice.

That slut has been dp'd so much she has a y joint or Jamie's mom is so tore up i heard she has a y joint

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Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).

"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".

Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.