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When a girl is on her period, fill her with pennies.
We couldn't have sex, so I gave her a Cherry Lincoln.
Lincoln School is a place where all retarded people go when they want to team up and go rogue they also have really weird creatures that live there the most famos is a thot-a-rexes. They also have jobs the most famous job there is a orthopenis very good job
Man i hope that the lincoln school place, doesn't go rouge again they might bring a thot-o-rexes
Comically disdainful response to a post announcing something already well known.
Post: New Attack on Titan season coming soon!
Response: In other breaking news, Lincoln Shot
When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.
"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"
"What?"
A sexual act often performed by interracial couples. The act itself is quite unspecific, though it must begin with citrus flavored juice, and end with the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation.
Dude, me and Laniqua totally did an orange lincoln last night
when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.
That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look
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When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."
I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.
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