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an impossible thing that "might happen" but won't be legal.
hey, i saw bart met meisje that sure can't be good!
The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.
Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.
“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.
The phrase used by a male during sexual intercourse at the point of ejaculation. Also the phrase used by best friends at a party when they are with a female and have high hopes for the night.
“Let’s go Mets!” said Uncle Jerry and his penna made a kaka.
“Let’s go Mets” said Quinn to Colon as all the hot dame flicked him at the bar.
hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met
A person who tries to skip conditioning or work with any little excuse.
"Bob- Why is he not here today?" "Joe- He says he stubbed his toe, but i saw him running around in PE today." "Bob- Bro is such a J-Met" "Joe-Lol"
.A dead dog that was killed by a murderer
The murderer gave him chocolate (it is poisonous for dogs she is really dumb).
Now its a joke like sis grow up it is only a dead dog.
He lived for 14 years R.I.P
Bull bafucking kever ahoti bull met!
If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang
If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang