(verb, orthotropics) a form of oral posture training to improve jaw and facial structure. It was named after Mike and John Mew, controversial British orthodontists. It involves placing one's tongue at the roof of the mouth and applying pressure, with the aim of changing the structure of the jaws.
Mewing will change the way your face looks.
bro: what are you doing
me with my godly jawline: mewing bro you need to you look like caseoh
A jawline-improving technique; usually used to take the royal piss out of the way a person looks while performing said technique.
“I was mewing last night”
“David should really start mewing”
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
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Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
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Saw this mew at the mall last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
And those goggles and socks I wanna snarf
He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
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Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
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Guy 1: "Imagine if this was joke was funny."
Guy 2: "Emo mew is totally funny I swear."
A pathetic person who gives themselves a self proclaimed title on a website full of idiots. They are very sad and pathetic person for doing so.
Person 1: Did you hear that Bob said he is the King of MeWe?
Person 2: That guy is so sad.
🤫🧏 ♂️
A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.
Bob “Hey bro, are you sleeping with my girlfriend?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Whenever you steal code in your mod and mew for 914 days.
I am kind of like an ami mewing streak y'know?