Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.

Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.

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ultimate mooch

someone who always asks for food, even if they don't know you that well. they also tend to ask for money, car rides, clothes, and continue to beg until they get what they've nagged you for.

Damn, Miranda Webb is the ultimate mooch...she asked to borrow some money from me to buy my birthday present that she was hoping I'd share with her. SMH.

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smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

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scooch a mooch

move up a bit

scooch a mooch i cant see!

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mooch tart

Jonny is the one and only mooch tart

"hello mooch tart"

mooch tart = jonny

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Cheap Ass Mooch

Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything

they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser

motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.

c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?

motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!

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mooch-fo-sho

A person who constantly uses others for their goods and/or services and usually takes advantage of them. This person may simply ask others for things or just take them, assuming that it's ok. This person is what people would usually a "mooch" but taken to the extreme.

Juan told brendan to get him mcdonalds. when Brendan returned, the mooch-fo-sho took the food and left without paying, taking advantage of him.