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Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

by Big South February 22, 2010

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mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

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mutually beneficial relationship

A relationship where you both benefit. For example she gives you a blowjob and you pay her car payment. Usually a Sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement. Since it's not a one time thing and you are building a "relationship," it's not prostitution.

I am looking for a handsome man to have a mutually beneficial relationship with.

by Salami sandwhich December 22, 2017

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mutually assured

for a group of people to each assure each other of wanting to obtain something/someone

the gang bangers were mutually assured of the buisiness proposition.

by Judge Scott September 14, 2003

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Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 29, 2019

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mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.

1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.

by Al October 12, 2003

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mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.

"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"

by Saucy September 3, 2003

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