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When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.
"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
The section of a man's body between his scrotum and his anus, generally tends to be hairy and sweaty.
"Awh man I'm so sweaty after that game"
"Yeah me too, especially my Miki Patch."
A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.
Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
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When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.
"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
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the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
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Female genitals. As said by Brian..Mark and Brian of KLOS radio in Los Angeles
That girl has a fine swamp patch...she shaves it into the shape of a heart.
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"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
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