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mole pilot

a state of deep depression where all daily activities are undertaken as a matter of course. like being on auto pilot, but you're navigating in complete darkness.

Have you seen Cheri? Since Steve left her she's been like a ghost.
I know. She's gone into mole pilot mode - wake up, tunnel your way to the end of the day, wake up, start all over again... we've all been there.

by kwraikarn December 9, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Pilot

A cock pilot, is any man who feel ultra confident in his appearance and mojo thus giving him enhanced or over confidence in his ability to bed the opposite sex.

The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot"

A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..

The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation

Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.

Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)

Friend is wearing his best shirt and has a distinctive swagger, as he walks into a disco....he states, man am I going to get laid tonight

Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot

Friend: roger that !!!!

by mr wangs November 21, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick pilot

it means where a woman rides your dick untill your head spins

i got dick piloted now im itchy

by Bad Habit April 3, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pilot Wings

The blood stain left on sheets after popping a girls cherry. Which when done in a missionary position, leaves a shape resembling red pilot wings.

"I hope my girlfriend got her sheets cleaned before her mom has a chance to see the pilot wings"

by Mike D December 7, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Helicopter pilot

A man with a mustache who likes to suck cocks. These people will also have a massive ego that will trail behind them in a dump truck. Most of them come from the military.

Where can a guy get a blow job around here?

Over behind the hanger, there is a helicopter pilot sucking cock by choice.

by Billbobaggans January 24, 2012

99๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


pilot the dune

To engage in sexual intercourse. Said from Male point of view, the "dune" being a vagina.

"Hey homes, whatchu up to tonight?"
"Not much. Gonna pilot the dune, watch some TV."

by 5Bones April 28, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pilot Blonde

Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).

Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.

by suedo master January 15, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž