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Sending a picture of your wang to a friend that might be named Brooke and she shows everyone and Maria says that it looks like you have ~WANG PIMPLES~!!!!.
MAyne! You got wang pimples. Get some proactive for the down under brutha! I just tryin to help a wang out. No lady needs to see that.
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When you lay on your back and your partner strips down and sits on top of you and pops your pimples while you touch the. A win-win for everybody.
John: Babe I got a wicked breakout on my cheek... I wish I could pop them in a pleasant way.
Carly: How about we try some sexy pimple popping?
John: Aight why not...
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Treating your pimple as if it is the cool kid on the block.
No, Alli, you can't pimp my pimple.
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to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.
As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
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A Pimple That Is So Fucking Huge It Takes 10 Fucking Poeple To Pop That Mother Fucker
Holy Shit Carl That Is One Big Fat Mother Fucking Pimple
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Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
Cave pimple:
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A pimple that forms in your nose, that hurts whenever you smile, or make nose and or mouth movements of any kind.
Friend 1: knock, knock
Friend 2: who's there?
Friend 1: orange
Friend 2: orange who?
Friend 1: orange you glad I didn't make fun of that giant pimple in your nose
Friend 2: hey, that's not funny, it really hurts
Friend 3: yeah, cave pimples are for real bro
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