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Sending a picture of your wang to a friend that might be named Brooke and she shows everyone and Maria says that it looks like you have ~WANG PIMPLES~!!!!.
MAyne! You got wang pimples. Get some proactive for the down under brutha! I just tryin to help a wang out. No lady needs to see that.
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When you lay on your back and your partner strips down and sits on top of you and pops your pimples while you touch the. A win-win for everybody.
John: Babe I got a wicked breakout on my cheek... I wish I could pop them in a pleasant way.
Carly: How about we try some sexy pimple popping?
John: Aight why not...
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Treating your pimple as if it is the cool kid on the block.
No, Alli, you can't pimp my pimple.
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to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.
As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
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A Pimple That Is So Fucking Huge It Takes 10 Fucking Poeple To Pop That Mother Fucker
Holy Shit Carl That Is One Big Fat Mother Fucking Pimple
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Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
Small tiny white head pimples on and around your chin area, from eating pussy the night before and not getting time to scrub your face
Dude you got pussy pimples! Good for you!