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a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.
i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick
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Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.
Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*
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An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.
Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.
Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
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Giving head with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Mary gives polar bear head. It's so bad!
Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.
He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.
The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.
My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!
When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.
"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."
Cold hands, lots of teeth.
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