The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

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priest

out of this world; something unexplanatory

"Bro that's so priest"
"Did u see wtf just happened?" Ya it was too priest

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tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

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Shadow Priest

A spec and class in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT (win) that if you roll it, you will end up regretting. This is pretty much because every patch it is gimped more, and pretty much in the end ends up being the worst class in the game. In 1v1 situations it pretty much gets raped by everyone, yet some people have the nerve to call shadow priests overpowered, and cry about them all the time. Roll 1, you will regret it--most likely... Also known as a PvP tank.

1. He rolled a shadow priest lolololololol.
2. Look, a shadow priest, lets rape it.
3. Lol, he died faster than a shadow priest.
4. Lol, he dps' less than a shadow priest.

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angry priest

One who is known to have an active temper and will lash out and refuse to heal a fellow raider.

Kathula: "YOU FUCKTARD IM NOT HEALING YOU!"
Happycorpse: "ask for buffs one more time and im not buffing you at all!"

They can both be called "angry priest"

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Grand priest

The weaker form of the character El Grande Padre
He is Son Gohan’s father and one of the most powerful people in all 12 universes.

Grand priest: you are too powerful gohan
Gohan: esto es el fin

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techno priest

Someone who uses online gaming as a means of spreading there religous beliefs. Some techno priests are quite stuck up about their beliefs to the point they will subtly berate those who are non believers. Often contradict themselves by preaching over shooting or m games due to their higher popularity, as well as using them as a stepping stone . All religions can have techno priests, not just christianity.

guy 1:"Dude I straight up shot that guy in the face!"
techno priest:"You know if this was real life god would send you to hell for killing a man. But if you believe in jesus as your saviour then you will-"
*(techno priest) booted*
guy 1:"Damn techno priests, annoying is what they are."

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