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Professional Gamer

Virgin.

"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."

by mastertoast December 22, 2008

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professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.

by Crystal K February 2, 2007

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Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure October 29, 2015


Professionally Develop

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line

Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.

by Fat Free Latte September 18, 2015


synthetic and professional

something Looks neat/ beautiful and keeping up to professionalism

like and Architectural Portfolio is synthetic and professional

by BK_EmpireState September 24, 2013


Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014


Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.

The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s

by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018