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Boobs so large they can be used for shelter.
Yo it’s fucking pouring out get under these roof boobs!
Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car
After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
This is that hoe bitch whos goal is to have a roof over her head. Shell act like shes into a guy, exploit his weaknesses, manipulating him into falling for her by sex , compliments, convincing others shes all for him, performing tasks, literrally anything to seduce him to keep him from 86ing her ass where she belong, in the streets.
She might have kids, which means she will lay on the deceptive seduction 10 fold, like how she has to store that pussy when its not in use, 10 fold & hold. She may or may not be employed, nor does her income change her goals. The main thing is someone else is providing the roof she is under. She will always at her best effort always line up a new roof before she leaves her current one. Only way she wouldnt is if a MF gives her the boot before she is able too!
But dont feel sorry for her because she already has some side d!ck that she can home up under before the next day come to pass already. Regardless of how she looks She has a man stable where she has been keeping several men corralled who will jump at the chance and let her ride them off into sunset. This could be guys you know, friends, strangers, and even family. She gets them to feel like hero but sees them as a zero...Telling a MF sh!t like "ILY" and gone the next like "I just wasnt into you....". This woman will always be a narcissist, but not all narcissists will be like this woman...
"Bruh you have zero chance with that roof ratchet! Dont waste you time."
"What do you mean zero, you see how many hoes I bag."
"She different, she only looking to be under a MF for the roof he can provide, you dont got that, you still live with moms, she aint going F so she can be Under a MF Moms roof..... She had got some "self respect"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🫵🏼🍗🦵
Rex roof there’s no one alike him. He has a lot of energy and will never give up.
He has feelings for everyone but he keeps them in. And if you start beef be prepared because he ain’t going to let the crow fly. he is nice just don’t get on his bad side girls they say or your a enemy for life time.he’s a highly intelligent respected person.
“Defined Rex Roof would rather have loyalty love love
Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.
Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.
John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.
The definition is fart you use it when u have to fart
Omg guys Susan is on the roof!!
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