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The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!
A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.
The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?
Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round.
Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.
Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."
A scale used to measure the power of a fart.
That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.
The Kardashian scale is a method for measuring how voluptuous a woman's behind is.
That booty is off the Kardashian scale!