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The coolest, most dark and mysterious group of kids in high school. Scene kids are totally unique because:

1.) Music. their musical tastes are totally deeper than yours. scene kids don't just listen to chiodos and underoath anymore, they now enjoy lil' wayne and girl talk!

2.) Haircuts. their haircuts are omg fab, held together by super strength hair wax, hair spray, or sometimes gel (all in mass amounts). the preferred styling method is to put a shitload of wax on the back of their head before bedtime, making it super messy and xcore (WARNING: this causes scenester-pillowcase syndrome). When they wake up for high school, they then apply massive amounts of product in the front to make it flat and pushed all in one direction. the great thing about scene haircuts: they're unisex!

3.) Hair Dye. along with the cool do's, scenesters also are totally individuals and non-conformists because of their hair dye patterns. in order to be truly scene, your hair must consist of 2 or more colors, one of them being a hue that doesn't occur in nature. Black is chosen by most as their naturally-occurring color, the other may be blue, bloodfrommywrists-red, green, or my personal favorite, purple (makes me think of grape jolly ranchers!)

4.) Piercings. emo/scene kids love 'em, mostly in places they'll regret when they are 25 and in the job market. Sorry xhatemylifex, but you'll never get hired with 3 nose piercings, 4 lip piercings, and an eyebrow ring. not even at starbucks.

5.) Cigarettes. Scene kids start once they find out they're scene. in getting started on the cancer sticks, they use the stereotypical "i'm cool for smoking" excuse to justify it to themselves. Many scene kids don't actually inhale their cigarettes, as they are in the 13-14 year old range and don't know how to properly smoke yet.

6.) Clothes. this is one of my fav's. the scenester wardrobe is as unisex as the haircut. t-shirts must be 2 sizes too small; the typical 5'8" 150 lb. male wears an XS tee (as to expose his midriff) of his favorite band, perhaps the rocket summer. pants must be GIRLS jeans (tight men's jeans are not acceptable) with key rings hanging from the beltloops, and rips and tears in the knee and thigh area. once again, pants must be 2 sizes too small, as to minimize mobility of the legs and maximize how much of their belly hangs over the waistline.

7.) Mannerisms. Scenesters usually don't allow for much fluctuation of the voice, as to not show any happy emotions they may have. Others: looking down, flipping their hair, adjusting their pants, checking myspace religiously, and putting an x before and after every word they use. it's the hardxcorex thing to xdo.

8.) Myspace. all the scenesters got 'em. All photos are self-taken from an awkward angle, as to show any cleavage they might have in junior high/high school, or to show that they're just plain good at aiming without looking at their digital camera's screen.


All in all, these factors make scenesters the most respected group of people in their high school.


NOTE: You can consider this a confession of a former-scenester. I'm guilty of all the above, except piercings/hair styles.

Though most of the content is true, let's be honest; most scene kids get to a point where they realize what they are doing is ridiculous. Those that don't just end up getting pointed and laughed at (rightfully so). If you're gonna do the scene style, why don't you just go all-out and cross dress?

1: Hey, did you see Connor's new scene wardrobe on myspace?

2: yeah, Connor is so scene; i love his lip ring and mudd jeans. my sister has the same jeans.

1: awesome! what kind of hair wax did he use for that cool do?

2: not too sure... (drags cigarette without inhaling)... what's his screen name again so i can tell him how sweet and ghetto his new gear is?

1: i think its xxbleedingmakesbloodxx, but it might be xwilldiexforyoux.

2: so scene...

by X_i_am_so_scene_X March 4, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scene

A person who strives at being part of a specific group of classification. Often refered to people who listen and dress according to the latest fashions of Hardcore or Metalcore. Scene things to do is atttend shows(local small concert venues) regularly. If you are a true scenester then you will go just to mingle with other scene kids and not for the music. Scene kids are usually either straight edge (no drinking, drugs, smoking, casual sex) and are noticable with huge X's on their hands or raging alcoholic/drug addicted/sexaholocics. Scene kids are usually very noticable with tight clothing, some form of Blood Brothers clothing, and crazy hair.

Boys in girl pants or jackets.
Buttons in random places on shirts, jeans, jacket, hoodie, ect.
Hair styles where the bangs are longer than any other part of the hair.

by G! February 28, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


scene

girls in polka dots and neon colors with black hair and flirty makeup. abnormally thin boys in womens clothing touching up their own makeup. hair "Eating" their faces..making the poor kids go blind. dinosaurs galore. "like sexx" or "like woah" after every statement. probably a blood brothers obsession, when they know only on or two songs. mixing hardcore and techno (i personally dont see it happening..ever). kids(most of the time under 24, as stated in deffinition #1) who simply try too hard to fit in with the current trend.

electrickkgirlxx:ohh emm gee! kso check out that guy..we have hte same pants!
BANGelectrikkSEX:he's scene like woah!

by Mrs.Electric Ocean April 15, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


scene

A word to describe self conceited trendy kids who post their own image to the define the word scene.

Urban dictionary has a catalog of anonymous gloomy scene kids all over it.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate June 2, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


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scene; the evolution back into childhood. often defined as "happy emo" (which is really oxymoron). lots of scene kids claim to go to many shows, most do. most of them are huge fans of bring me the horizon, which is defined as "hxc" (or, hardcore). they claim to be into all sorts of "hxc" metal music.. but none of them would ever listen to anything like behemoth, which is ridiculous. most everyone has extensions, and they tease their hair to get it as big as they can. lots of hair products. the whole "sxe" thing in the scene is controversial, as it is in every scene. the thing is, people lie. scene kids especially. they pretend to be all straightedge, either to please their friends or friends parents or whatnot, i don't know. but, they pretend. when they are not around their other straightedge friends they get totally shit faced and act like total sluts. that's just what most of them do, i'm sure there are a lot of them that don't do that. the ones that are serious don't have a label like "sxe", they are just "drug free", "slut free". most scene kids these days smoke camel no.9, because the package looks cool.. which, in itself, is what scene is about. they are original in all the unoriginal ways. they will not listen to punk, real metal, oldies but they will claim to. they will wear misfits shirts, even the occasional dead kennedys shirt.. but they don't really listen, seriously. this is truth from inside the scene.

i should know, i am a scene kid.

"no jkjkjk lololol. i heart your fucking make up, omg i love your hair. is that a new tattoo? did that piercing fucking hurt? no, jkjkjk lololol." - the medic droid, a band loved by the scene.

by moop(tm) May 30, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


scene

Scene is usually term used for "people who dress in an unorderly fashion" yet scene gets too much hate from people in which have no idea what it means or uses it as a term of "emo"....which it's not emo!! I can't stress enough how badly its bashed yet "scensters" don't back talk anyone else they actually seem to keep to themselves. Preps don't get any critizism from anyone...why? I have no idea they seem to be the haters of scene without even knowing why.

Scene a fashion,culture,lifestyle don't bash it learn to live with it and leave it how it is

by Detritus November 1, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


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Scene is the definition of a wannabe emo who doesn't cut. They have too much time on their hands, and take far too many pictures of themselves.

A quite humorous fact about the background of those of the scene variety is the observation that emos themselves are bad cheap imitations of goths. Which in turn means that "sceenies" as some people call those of the scene "anti-group" are really-really bad cheap imitations of goths.

Many scene losers have backwards mullets which are quite silly looking.

1. 85% of all people that use myspace are "scene"

2. the world would be 85% better were it not for the scene tards.

by The Crispy1 August 2, 2006

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