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masturbating opposite handed with hand upside down.
Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.
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A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
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A method for wearing a button up long-sleeved shirt in which the wearer only does the TOP two / three buttons up, hence wearing it like a cape with sleeves.
"Hey check Matt Roden out, he's gone Seattle Style."
"Risky."
"Yeah but I think he pull's it off."
"To be fair he did pretty much invent it."
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Mariners beat the A's again, what else is new?
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A phrase that describes a local public consensus that states the city of Seattle and/ or its outlying suburbs are generally not friendly, asexual, introverted, socially aloof, clickish or strictly divided through its social classes, thus making the city/ area difficult to make social connections on all levels.
I was transplanted here six months ago from Los Angeles, and because of this Seattle Freeze I have not had a lot of success at making new friends.
Because I'm a loser and have no social skills, I'll blame my shortcomings on the Seattle Freeze so I can have something other than me to blame.
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A school dominated by yoga pants. Without Prep and schools alike Lululemon Athletica would be broke.
Typical Seattle Prep Conversation
"Wassup Tanner!"
"Hey bro, our school definitely needs a Twerk Team"
"Yah Alex totally brooooo"
"Yah Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!"
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A high-risk sex position where the woman does a handstand and the male dangles from the ceiling from a rope, belly facing downward, and with such liberty he can thrust from the tip all the way to balls-deep.
Fred:"What's the biggest rush you've had in your life?"
Kevin: "I performed a Seattle Mariachi with my wife. It was like skydiving for my dick."