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ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.
The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..
Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
When someone has a fit
(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)
over something they are very passionate about.
Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"
Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."
1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating
2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you
Having another phone seizure
A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.
We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.
A seizure is a sudden, uncontrolled electrical disturbance in the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaauhbuhuhifweuan jvfetgyuhbejegfyugeiquyfgftyu
me:bufeeubhf
my dog:wtf
me:sorry
I have to use the word seizure