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a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.
Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!
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When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.
Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?
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A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.
"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"
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a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present
The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf
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another term for Blue balls.
My smurfs are killing me, baby you gotta give me head to relief the pain.
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The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.
-Oww, what was that?
-A penis.
-Esmée are you smurfing me again?
-Yes, but with James's penis.
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