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"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"
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Technically a defensive act, the sidhu surprise is the most base and depraved form of self preservation. It consists first of cutting holes into both front pockets of all your pants. Then you must sport a huge erection at all times. In the eventuality that someone tries to rob you by putting a weapon to your face and thrusting their hands into your pockets, they get only a fistful of your cock. The moment the thief realizes that he's clutching your erect and pulsating hog, he is simultaneously stricken with horror, fear, and disgust. At this point it is essential to establish eye contact and very subtly offer the delinquent a mischievous grin. The felon generally flees wildly in response. The sidhu surprise has been known to cause suicide in its victims. This technique works best if you frequent shady areas where pick pocketers and other unsavory types are known to lurk. The original Sidhu of 1865 could remain erect all day, but others who have mimicked his methods usually needed to maintain high levels of viagra in their systems in order to be properly prepared to deliver "the surprise".
When I went to south america last year, I almost got robbed three times. Luckily, I gave them the sidhu surprise and now two of the would-be thieves are dead and the last one has taken a keen liking to male brothels.
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Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina.
After months at sea, the old sailor gave the prostitute the old Kennebunkport Surprise, effectively combining the two things he loved most in this world: pussy and clam chowder.
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The act of placing your testicles onto the eyes of your victim/sexual partner, while taking a dump into their open mouth. Saying or yelling the word 'SURPRISE' while doing it is optional. Occasionally known as 'the Turkish Delight.'
Man, Jimmy pissed me off so bad last night that when he finally passed out, I gave him the Arabian Surprise!
Dude, my girlfriends fucked up! She keeps asking me to give her the Arabian Surprise!
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to take a shit in the driver's seat of someone's car and lock the door on a hot day
A-"Did you hear about Leo J.? He pissed that girl off so badly that she left him an Amsterdam surprise." R-"Damn, that's harsh!"
"Don't leave your car doors unlocked when Brody has been drinking. You might end up getting an Amsterdam surprise."
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the face a girl makes when shes sucking a guys dick; like a surprised clown
guy 1: so what did you get for your birthday?
guy 2: my girl gave me a surprised clown
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1: Buy cake mix
2: Take date rape drugs
3: bake Cake
4: ???
5: PROFIT
I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surprise. I am surprised omg. Surprise.
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