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A Jewish individual afflicted with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known as "Swine Flu".
Gabe - Why hello there Ezekial, you seem run down down today.
Ezekial - I don't know, i had some great sex with my shebrew wife yesterday.
Gabe - That wasn't your wife, that was a pig!
Ezekial - Oh, Fuck! I'm afflicted with Swine Jew!
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Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.
Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.
Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.
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1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.
Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.
Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.
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Hooking up with a fat chick.
Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?
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The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.
Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'
Doctor: Um..okay then..
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me: "hey man i heard ian got that mad swine."
ethan: "yeah, that's terrible hope we dont get it."