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the thing you say to your partner that makes them go off when everything was fine right before you said your idiot remark.
"we were talking about what happened in our day and then i said, 'yeah, i noticed you didn't do the dishes.' i totally flipped the bitch switch and he went off on me for hours."
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A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement
Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?
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Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.
Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.
The anus of a girl who is really not into anal penetration. If you even go near the switch, she calls a cab to take her home. Men, don't hit the cab switch on a first date! It can ruin what was an otherwise beautiful evening.
Did you hear? Dave and Chris picked up these foreign hotties from a bar out in Montauk, went back to their hotel for some sexcapades. After a little foreplaytercourse one of the hotties jumps up screaming, gets dressed, grabs her cellphone and calls a cab. Chris, that bastard, he must of hit the cab switch!
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When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy
Damn tony switched up on me for jackson
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When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.
Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.
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When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass
Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!
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