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A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher
When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.
Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.
When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out and spits it into her mouth. She then spits it into his ass to finish
"Oh yeh she's real dirty. She even did a texan tick-tock last night!"
A Texan shooter is when you pull out and cum all over her face whilst saying “bang bang, bitch”
“Danny I just Texan shootered a hoe!” “Atta be joe!”
When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.
I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito
There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.
So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."
They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura
can be taken with coffee for extra panache
"I heard veronica tried out the texan swirl the other day. it ain't for the weak of heart."