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Localized pain resulting from overuse of the iPhone dating app Tinder, which has users swipe left or right to 'like' or 'nope' other users based on their images and short (often useless) bios. What begins as a fun, game-like experience often results in extreme hand cramps and acceptance that we all die alone.
'I tried to Nope him but my Tinder Thumb was so bad I couldn't swipe properly. Now I'm chatting with a guy who likes wearing wraparound sunglasses inside!'
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The act of inserting one's thumb into "bleeding" / "open" cavity of oneself.
Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the
"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?
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Extreme thumb bruising from intense video gaming.
I got the worst thunder thumb on lap 23 in Nascar thunder 2002.
When you finger someone with a ring pop.
Reggie gave me good sugar thumb last night and now it's sticky when I walk.
Noun: like a hill billy, however these individuals reside in the thumb area of Michigan. Individuals wear excessive amounts of camouflage, chew long cut, somehow have a southern accent but have never been to a southern state, and generally able to fix things that are usually impossible to fix.
Hey where does that thumb-billy from Jeddo get his deer? Some woods in Lexington I think.
-You guys see that thumb-billy crush that deer out on Wildcat Road?
When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.
I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off
A callus or blister or indentation formed from using a Bic lighter too frequently. Caused by pushing down on the spark wheel, or the heat from the actual flame heating the metal or bad handling of a lighter.
My Lighters Thumb hurts like hell!
Look, he must smoke a-lot, he has Lighters Thumb!
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