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Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.
A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.
Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.
To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.
Common at least since early 1950s.
Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.
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Toad in the hole is an English name for meat, sausage or lamb cutlets baked in batter. It is also an egg sautéed in a hole cut from a piece of bread and a traditional British dish that consists of sausages in Yorkshire pudding mix.
I might cook myself toad in the hole tonight.
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A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.
Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.
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Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.
1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."
2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"
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"Camel Toe" written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb bitch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it's a drug her godson is taking. (Find the picture online)
Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.
OMG! Help me! My godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some...err.... Camel Toads? YES! CAMEL TOADS! OMG it must be a drug because Urbandictionary.com doesn't have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! What the fuck is a Camel Toad!
You dumb fucking bitch.
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