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One who is prone to premature ejaculation.
Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.
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pp touch is a form of currency used by men. pp touches can be given or received. If you’re friend, family member, or business partner does something good you can offer them pp touches.
Son-*hits home run
Father- “great job son you’ve earned 4 pp touches”
Son- “thanks dad pp touches are the best”
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when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.
"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."
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The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.
That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!
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The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
Touching Iron is similiar to the word touch grass, but rather than touching grass (going outside) to Touch iron is to lift weights.
Iron since most weights are made out of iron and or other types of steel material.
Examples;
''You're such a loser bro, go touch touch iron.''
''You get no bitches, please touch iron.''
In a double penetration scenario, when one penis feels the other penis through the wall between the butthole and the vagina
Bro 1: Yo, I had a devil's threesome last night, and my balls touched the other guy's balls. Is that gay?
Bro 2: Bro, everyone knows a wall touch leads to a ball touch, and ball touches are gay.
Bro 1: You're right, wall touches lead to ball touches.