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"you know, i know that lipstick lesbians are 2 femmes dating, and 1 femme and 1 butch, theyre just lesbians dating, but what happens if a butch dates a butch? what are they?" "trouser dykes"
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Trouser sauce refers to male ejaculate left visible on one's pants. Usually, trouser sauce occurs following a handjob or blowjob in an automobile.
After my girl jerked me off in the drivers seat, I had a bunch of trouser sauce all over my jeans.
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When a man who used to properly groom his pubic area on a regular basis, has since let it grow wild. The hair has now taken over all parts of his nether-regions, thus resembling an inhabitant of the plantet Kashyyyk.
"Dude, look at your pubes! You've got yourself quite the Trouser Wookie ! "
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When the male of the species behaves in such a lame way that it is likened to the female of the species.
The internationally recognised symbol for this is the act of holding your hands in front of your crotch with your thumbs and fore fingers touching in a triangular shape.
Rupert - Hey Luke, where's your buddy James?
Luke - Oh he's gone for a facial.
Rupert - He's such a Trouser Triangle.
Luke - James smashes his car up every time he goes anywhere. He drives like a woman.
Rupert - Yeah, he's such a Trouser Triangle.
Luke - James isn't drinking tonight, I think he's grown a vagina.
Rupert - Yeah man, you know why though...(Rupert makes the internationally recognised Trouser Triangle Symbol)
Luke - Yeah - he definately is.
Rupert - James is such a Banter Biter, I ripped into him earlier on Urban Dictionary. He got cross and he has been sulking since.
Luke - Yeah. He's a trouser Triangle.
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Best served smothered and covered in underwear!
Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?
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Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.
Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.
You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.
"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"
"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"
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