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Contrary to popular belief Darth Vader is really a fairly pitiful villain. When he was young he went by his true name, Annikan Skywalker, and was basically just a pain-in-the-ass crybaby who never really did much besides win a pod race and beat a weak apprentice (Darth Tyranus). He was later defeated by Obi Wan and became a pitiful excuse for a human being. After being rebuilt into a badass looking cyborg who pwned some underlings with the choke(the one truly great thing he did) he was beaten by his son. Basically, he seems like an amazing villain, but if you look close he is nothing much, he just has a great image.
cool things:outfit, breathing, force choke, sounds awesome, wipes out some sand people in rage, force choke(it simply has to be said again, it is truly amazing)
crappy things:beaten by Luke(who was whiney and un-cool), beaten terribly and utterly by Tyranus in Episode II, was second in command to a non-force user on the ship he was on in Episode IV, whines ALL the time and cries as teen Annikan, loses to Obi Wan(and loses most of his limbs), never even becomes a master
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Somone who is renowned for being shady towards thier "friends", a person who will ditch you instead of include you in an activity.
A type of person who is sly, shady and dark towards their so called "friends", hence contracting the name Dark Vader
BOB: Hey Dave what are you upto tonight? fancy a few beers with the lads?
DAVE: errm errm na errm, i'm really tired, sorry i have to go now... *hangs up*
(Dave is on the way to the pub already)
BOB: *sends text message* - AHHHH HAHAHA YOU LITTLE DARK VADER! I HOPE U DISAPEAR INTO THE SHADOWS DARK ONE!
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when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader
person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.
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What lighter skinned kids call darker skinned kids.
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An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.
<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
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V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?
Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought
Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now
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Instead of fingering, one takes the whole fist and RAMS it in to a girls starport.
Hot damn! Lauren nearly sucked my fist into her blackhole when I gave her the ol' Vader's Fist!
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