Irish Werewolf

Someone who is nice 364 days out of the year but are a complete monster on St. Patrick's Day.

"Don't go to the bar with Jane on St. Patrick's day she's a real Irish Werewolf."

Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf

Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.

Crying Werewolf

When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops

Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.

Werewolf Hair

Hair that grows on your ears, eyebrows and outside your normal mustache and/or beard/goatee.

“Have you started shaving?”
“No, just finished shaving my werewolf hair..”

Werewolfing

When a person lacking hair glues or applies by other means donor hair to the affected regions. Donor hair may be from any location on the body but is most often pubi.

"what are you doing tonight" "we are going over to daves house and having a werewolfing party to help him out with his receeding hair line"