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the wise words of Matthew Watson
"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"
my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
my fatass dad
My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki
Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home
The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went
When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.
ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)
i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲