turdy thirds

1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.

2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time

1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds

2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS

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Third Degree

A term derived from Freemasonry in which a member, in order to attend Masonic meetings, would have to pass an examination proving he is a Third Degree or Master Mason. The term has been popularized by Masons but has been adapted and loosely applied to nearly anything that requires an examination or questioning, particularly when the questioning is intensive.

I went out last night and when I got home, my girlfriend gave me the third degree.

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third degree

Derived from an extreme form of police interrogation of the same name, its a phrase people use to describe a situation where you are being asked a series many questions.

"Whats with the third degree!?"

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third level

An adjective used to discribe ones behavior. Depending on the context can be really good or really bad, but always denotes an extreeme.

My idiot friend was being such a third level, telling everyone how i spilt an entire pint of Guinness on myself!

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Third Base

Normally meaning to engage in digital or oral activity...But in the case of Bill our inexperienced friend having a girl sit by him.

Bill got to third base with Michelle last week on the couch in the basement.

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Safety Third

An expression used ironically before another person engages in a potentially dangerous activity or action, meant to suggest that the person should take care, but not at the expense of having fun.

Alright, off you go down this steep tree-covered hillside on your homemade go-kart, after you just finished off that 12-pack. Don't forget, safety third!

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Third-Tier

A cultural phenomenon, which occurs when a current trend makes its way from an elite social circle to those with little individuality or mark of status. When something becomes third-tier it typically loses value and creativity along the way.

Cory’s all over print shirt had become third-tier.

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