thought-criminal

an American who isn't a neocon.

You're a traitor! You're a thought-criminal! You're a terrorist spy! I'll shoot you, I'll vaporize you, I'll send you to the salt mines!

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Wild thoughts

When you 🅱op that 🅱ussy

When I'm with you all I get is wild thoughts

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Thought Blocked

When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.

Joe: "Have you ever wondered if your future is set in stone, or if you actually have control of your destiny?"

Steven: "Hey look, Nyan Cat!"

Joe: "Looks like my deep philosophical musings have been Thought Blocked once again."

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Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.

Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.

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Shower Thought

Shower thought- A thought that people think of but is more like a question

Example 1: Do dogs dream in color?
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought

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thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.

Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."

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Thought Catalyst

Describes a person who creates an environment or atmosphere where the mind can be challenged and where change can occur. A type of change agent who presents ideas in effort to challenge the way a person thinks.

I am a "thought catalyst"... I challenge the mind and inspire change.

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