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An introvert's crisis is a scenario when one can't decide whether to be alone because of their anxiety around people (except close relatives and friends) or make new friends because they feel lonely.
Dad: Son, how are you?
Son: I don't feel well.
Dad: Why?
Son: I'm feeling lonely today.
Dad: Why not try to make new friends?
Son: I don't want to because I feel anxious around other people.
Dad: I thought you didn't want to be alone.
Son: Yeah, that confuses others because I have an introvert's crisis.
Becoming insensitive to the gravity of a crisis, because there are just too many of them.
Person A: "We are in the middle of an economic crisis, and now Wikileaks made me realise we're also in a freedom of information crisis!"
Person B: "I can't really bother, I'm suffering from Crisis Overkill"
The sudden onslaught of facial hair growth brought upon by a coupling of stress and man's failure to groom himself adequately
"I reckon Jenna's made Dave sleep on the couch again. Look at the Crisis Fuzz he's got going on!"
A problem that is solved easily
This is an exidermal crisis
Similar to a midlife crisis, midschool crisis is when midterms or finals in school are coming up and you're having a mental breakdown. You start getting frantic because your grades depend on how well you do on finals! You even stay home all weekend and study. Basically you won't have a life until finals/midterms are done.
Me: I'm so stressed out! Midterms are tomorrow and I haven't studied at all! I'm having a midschool crisis!
Friend: Oh. That sucks. :(
A current affairs show on Geo Television Network - weekday at 7.
Hosted by Sana Bucha.
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A drastic change in hairstyle in response to an extreme situation someone is experiencing or time of duress. For example, cutting long hair into a bob style or dyeing black hair blonde.
"Did you see Shauna's crisis haircut? She chopped all of her hair off right after her boyfriend dumped her!"