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Mexistential Crisis

The feeling a Mexican who has lived in the US for many years gets when they finally save enough money to retire back to their hometown in Mexico, but then they realize their children are Americanized and will stay living in the USA forever.

I came to the US at age 15 with nothing and worked hard labor and construction for 40 years, breaking my back and sending all my money to my family back home in Michoacan. I finally saved up enough to build a house and retire back in my hometown. I am finally able to live the life I always wanted for myself growing up. I finally made it! I took my teenage kids out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant to celebrate and they ordered corn dogs and spoke to the waiter in English. Talk about a Mexistential Crisis... (sigh).

by nemodat1 March 12, 2019


introvert's crisis

An introvert's crisis is a scenario when one can't decide whether to be alone because of their anxiety around people (except close relatives and friends) or make new friends because they feel lonely.

Dad: Son, how are you?
Son: I don't feel well.
Dad: Why?
Son: I'm feeling lonely today.
Dad: Why not try to make new friends?
Son: I don't want to because I feel anxious around other people.
Dad: I thought you didn't want to be alone.
Son: Yeah, that confuses others because I have an introvert's crisis.

by Summer Vacation June 1, 2021


Crisis Overkill

Becoming insensitive to the gravity of a crisis, because there are just too many of them.

Person A: "We are in the middle of an economic crisis, and now Wikileaks made me realise we're also in a freedom of information crisis!"
Person B: "I can't really bother, I'm suffering from Crisis Overkill"

by coonecone January 18, 2011


exidermal crisis

A problem that is solved easily

This is an exidermal crisis

by Semen man November 26, 2017


Midschool Crisis

Similar to a midlife crisis, midschool crisis is when midterms or finals in school are coming up and you're having a mental breakdown. You start getting frantic because your grades depend on how well you do on finals! You even stay home all weekend and study. Basically you won't have a life until finals/midterms are done.

Me: I'm so stressed out! Midterms are tomorrow and I haven't studied at all! I'm having a midschool crisis!

Friend: Oh. That sucks. :(

by Walking on Sunshine January 25, 2010

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Crisis Cell

A current affairs show on Geo Television Network - weekday at 7.

Hosted by Sana Bucha.

Tune in to Crisis Cell

by fyra February 28, 2009

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crisis haircut

A drastic change in hairstyle in response to an extreme situation someone is experiencing or time of duress. For example, cutting long hair into a bob style or dyeing black hair blonde.

"Did you see Shauna's crisis haircut? She chopped all of her hair off right after her boyfriend dumped her!"

by miacracker November 21, 2016

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