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Cougar
A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.
Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.
Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.
Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
That cougar checking you out is old enough to be your mother.
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an older woman of undesiring age flirting, interacting, or engaging in sex with a young desired male.
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an attractive 35+year old woman who has raised her children and has her career and is now seeking out a little fun. She spent the last 17 years raising her kids and in a relationship with the boring 30 something man who only wants to sit around the house all day. She is at the age where she is more into fitness and making sure she looks good then the 30 something man that has a beer belly and wants to be a couch potato. She has experienced so much in life but now she is just ready to have a good time.
Demi (cougar) and Ashton (young meat)
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An old ugly women over the age of 30 who frquents clubs and bars in search of having sex with a young guy
Dude your mom Janet is a cougar
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A woman who lives in a small town who frequents the only bar in town in search of fresh meat. She becomes very friendly when the fresh meat is seen, however she will become very vicious and defensive if another cougar tries to infringe on her territory
Check out that cougar playing the vlt's, she's looking for some prey tonight.
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An older woman who preys on a younger man. Particularly at college, when a 3rd year may find someone in first year.
M is such a cougar, she finds BS irresistable.
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