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Falling asleep in class and not getting caught
Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
The foriegn contract programmer they stuck at the end of your cubical.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my desk hadji was on the phone. I can't understand a thing he's saying, but he seems pretty upset
hot desk n. A desk that is not assigned to a particular employee, but rather is available for use and can be reserved in advance by a mobile worker whenever they are required to be in the office.
—v. To reserve such a desk.
Example Citation:
"And this is a growing trend. Sue Rix, of BT's Workstyle Consultancy, which helps companies cater for mobile workers, says: 'A lot of companies have hot desks and touch-down areas where you can plug in your laptop and download. The original idea came from the cyber cafes that were set up so people could surf the web.' "
—Stephen Hoare, "How to feel at home without the office," The Times, November 23, 1999
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When you suck up to a supervisor or need to do something to get the supervisors attention at work.
I need friday off, so whatcha say I meet ya under the desk in about 15 minutes.
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A great revenge tactic for an angered teen. In other words...TAP THAT SHIT ON THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK!!!!!
boy one: what did you do last night dude?
boy two: i pulled a principal's desk! it was sick.
boy one: fuck man how did you pull that one off?
boy two: very carefully.
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When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.
Hey Rakesh, now that Jithu has moved you can finally get your desk promotion!
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