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Dave the frog is the frog inside of Tom Holland’s mouth. He originated on a red carpet photo.
“Tom what is in your mouth in that photo?” “Oh that? That’s just Dave the frog.” “I’ve accepted the frog now if you don’t like me for who I am with my frog then you can go away”
A publicly correct form of "fuck's sake"
For frog's snacks Buck, Donny near lost his ciggrittes doin' his curtsy!!! Frog snacks, looks like the kart's gonna need some more 'coutrements after that appliance jump.
"this frog is ill - someone fetch the frog doctor!"
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Girl: Baby do you have protection?
Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.
Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
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Noun. A stunning, gorgeous individual on the exterior, who radiates an aura of confidence and extreme inner beauty as well. The individual is able to grasp anything thrown at them in life; thus being able to maintain a strong hold on what’s most important to them. They keep their cards close to them (suctioned cupped) and are very selective of those who they let hang around close to their branch. If you ever come across. A “Tree Frog” individual; make the most of every second. Being in their presence is enchanting and you will be craving for more time in their company. It’s important to note; they have an amazing soul, an incredible smile and their hugs are pretty sweet too.
You’re a Tree Frog.