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STOP FUCKING YELLING THIS SHIT MIRANDA AND DUNCAN
Miranda: HOT OWL
Duncan: HOT OWL
Literally everybody: what the fuck does hot owl mean?
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Owl Gang is the coolest fuckin gang in the whole world. Yeah you might have heard of the blood and the crips but the Owl Gang is just simply better than them. The owl gang is for anyone who finds owls cool as fuck. I have 5 supporting reasons on why owls are the coolest fuckin things. 1. Duolingo mascot is an owl and therefore owls are cool as fuck
2.Owls will always reply with the word "who"
Intellectuals will immediately realize they arent just saying who but they are saying
"who the fuck cares"
"Who are you again?"
just so much attitude coming from the owl as they do not give a single fuck about anything else
3.They sleep at day and are awake at night
It means that they host the best fuckin parties
all night
4. Fall guys has owl costume that looks like duolingo owl
Everyone is worrying about the wrong animals
Owls are the deadliest apex predators
just because of how cool they are
Reason 5: Owl stands for Orangutan Wheel Leopard
Cool Person: Bro do you know the owl gang?
Loser with cheeto fingers: Naw im a loser and I don't know the owl gang
Cool Person: I can tell you are a loser because you dont know bout the owl gang now get the fuck outta here before I call upon my other Owl gang members
When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.
Owl city is musical project by Adam Young, (the genre is Port blue). It started with humble beginnings but experienced massive success, especially after "Fireflies," was released.
It is quite sad that some (if not most) are fans for the wrong reasons, Owl city is NOT aimed at 13 year old girls :P, his music is broad ranging from faith, nostalgia and awkwardness.
He is a devout Christian, and a great role model for many as he stands firm in his beliefs despite the rather pressuring modern music industry. His lyrics are cryptic (often people don't have the brain power to understand them :P, and consider them nonsensical). Overall he is an amazing talented artist, and to those who think otherwise...
GO LISTEN TO LADY GAGA, KATY PERRY, CHRIS BROWN, JASON ARMADILLO :) OR SOME OTHER IMMORAL CREEPS :p
(boy... that felt good)
Owl city is brilliant.
Dear God, I was terribly lost
When the galaxies crossed
And the sun went dark.
But dear God, You're the only North Star
I would follow this far.
This shows his belief in Christianity
(this is just one of the many things he includes in his works)
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easy to roll blunts and are cheap
yo go to the store and get 2 white owls. crack that white owl. roll that owl up
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An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.
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Turning a late night to an early morning in the company of friends where time becomes relative.
Boy: lets go night owling!
Girl: Yeah lets! The beach?
Boy: A bon fire?
Girl: Ill get the wood!
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