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A dumb ass. A two timing weasel who deserves to have his balls cut off by a gay warlord. Is hated m Camerons and Maryellens alike. Warning: If you ever come into contact with a Teddy Demko, immediately commit suicide. If this thought scares you, keep your distance.
Guy #1: God what was that thing??
Guy #2: Oh my God I think that was a Teddy Demko! Now only because I love you man, *Guy #1 shoots guy #2 in the butt-hole*
a 1950's style of clothing one would wear. typically being a drape coat(smoking jacket is also typically worn), a dark coloured shirt (formal) brothel creepers (shoes, in swede) and a bootlace tie. the name "teddy boy"originates from British Edwardian dressage. teddy is also short for the name Edward
He dressed like an Edwardian teddy boy
A young man usually around the age of 14 or 15 trapped in the body of a 20 year old fuckboy with the body hair of 50 year old paedophile. They can usually be found ‘ripping bongs’ out his window or listening to bangers in the bath. He will always claim that he is taller than he is and that he ‘still has growing to do’ but everyone knows he’ll be on a step to kiss his wife at the alter one day. You will struggle to find a time where he’s not high or drunk and will happily flash his bollocks in a heartbeat. Traits of a Teddy Pegram include Permanent red eyes, A sexy dad bod, Phenomenal chat with girls and A vast range of hairstyles. Also extreme hornyness resulting in him sending you random pictures of his cum.
Jeez Sharon, that kids a real Teddy Pegram
A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.
Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?
Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!
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An amazing, talented artist! He is only 17 years old and is now quite well known. His big break was the Miss 17 show on MTV where he got made over.
wow did you see Teddy Geiger on VH1 this morning? he was lookin pretty amazing!
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A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.
It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...
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A Teddy bear is a big cuddle buddy you can have that won't reject you, it sleeps in your arms, warms you up and holds you tight. Always have a teddy bear.
Man I want a teddy bear to spoon tonight
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