fool's door

That one door out of a set of double-doors that, for some unknown reason, is locked thus making the puller look like a fool.

Whenever I go to the store I always pull the fool's door.

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

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Door hat

When a person hangs a hat on a door handle, it is a sign of 'no entry' because usually the people behind the door are having sex. This can be seen in the film 'Meet the Fockers'

Boy: Lets go in here baby...
Girl: Oh look we can't, a door hat, this rooms taken

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The mixer's at the door

Urgently needs to do a shit

I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

door trick

The act of doing a handstand fully nude in front of a closed door, knowing full well that a friend is about to pass through.

Dude, Zach's about to come out of the bathroom. it's time for a door trick.

Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

Door Stuck

Door Stuck a word to describe when being stuck between the door and Freedom

Stabber: (Silence)
Follows some poor idiot.
TryHard: Tries to run through door.
Stabber: (Stops the door from being completely opened by Standing infront of it, And the TryHard, Which leads to the TryHard panicking)
TryHard: (DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK) Trying desperately to get away and pleading for the Stabber to move. Example
(PLEASE I BEG YOU).
(Grenade makes an entry and kills both.)