chud oil

a term to describe the contents of the male ejacualation.

Dude, I just sprayed my chud oil all over Lisa's face.

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oil

flattery of an insincere or unscrupulous sort

I did not believe her oil for a minute.

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purple oil

Another term as Purple Drank or Purple Drink;
Cough Syrup, Sprite, and a Jolly Rancher.

"Sippin on that Purple Oil" -Paul Wall

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oil and water

Oil and water don't mix. When oil is poured into water, it tries to keep itself deprecated from the water. Similarly The proverb is used to describe people that don't "mix" or get along together.

"I'm busy tonight, why don't you ask Tracy to go with you"
"Nah Tracy and I are like oil and water"

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checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

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Whale Oil

Slimy amalgam of bodily fluid (semen, sweat) emitted by an obese man during sexual activity. Originally used by sex-workers to describe the attentions of a particularly unattractive client.

You need to take a shower, Tiffany. You've been covered in Whale Oil.

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snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

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