Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Toasty Torpedo

The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.

A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars

Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo

Steve: Nice.

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warburton toasty

When a woman is on her period a piece of bread (ideally warburtons toasty loaf - bread found in most UK supermarkets) is inserted into the bloody vagina which is promptly fucked. The bread is then removed fried and eaten this is the warburtons toasty. It satisfies a hearty appetite.

Fuck man I was starving when I got home, I got me a Warburton toasty.

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Roastie-Toastie

When ya get a bird to give your cheesy dick a tit wank on a sweet summer's day!

I stepped away from the family BBQ to get a roastie-toastie from our Margaret.

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cheese toastie

the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test

" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"

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Roasty toasty

Georgenotfound says Roasty toasty because he likes Dream to much 😱

George: Roasty toasty dreamy poo 😍

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big and toasty

1) a big and toasty is a closeted homosexual man putting on macho airs while being quite the teddy bear in reality

1) who's the tough guy over there?
oh him, that's the big and toasty, he may look threatening but he's quite the softie

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