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Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech May 27, 2012


Tofu The Artist

A girl who likes to draw art for LeCate and zianora, shes is awesome aswell!

"Tofu The Artist is AWESOME!"

by LeCate October 28, 2022


raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.

I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!

by Wordsemup May 26, 2017


cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 28, 2020


Tofu-Sniffer

Derogatory term for flaming gay men who are obsessed vegans and health food gurus.

Tofu-Sniffer: “That guy is a flamingtofu sniffer
“He’s a tofu-sniffing faggot”

by Sasquatch 105 December 08, 2018


Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring April 03, 2016


technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 11, 2017