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Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.
H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"
Amelie tomlinson is a kind and Caring smart cute girl she is the best girlfriend you could ever get
Amelie tomlinson is so cute caring kind and smart
Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡
"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"
Grumpy Grumps, Clash of Clans Wizard, Seems like he is never happy. Throws good parties, should throw more though and has great tables for cup pong but Jarron and Owen will still lose to Tyler and Cody.
Waldo: I love men
Johnny Sins: "Rysdon Tomlinson"
mrs…tomlinson is a famous tiktoker with a insane obsession with One Direction and Louis Tomlinson. They have crusty eyelashes, which is ok bc i love them for it. they are a dumbass.
them: do you like mrs…tomlinson on tiktok?
me: like? honey i love 👩🏼 ❤️ 💋 👩🏼🤌🏼
mrs…tomlinson is a person that made me bisexual and shit. They are obsessed with Louis Tomlinson and Larry. a bit scary. but they always know when to make you laugh. fucking dumbass. <3
them: do you like mrs…tomlinson?
me: yes, i’m the reason i am who i am today
Keem Tomlinson: a black man who did not, in fact, make the slaves free despite his constant claims to the contrary. May or may not be homosexual. Often used as a name or descriptor for an African-American individual of tall stature, large hand and foot size, and small care - yet with the juxtaposition of a micropenis. Not to be confused with Keef Tomsum, another prestigious member of the Snickers gang.
Person 1: Ayo you know that new kid? The super tall black one with no balls?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like a real Keem Tomlinson.