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Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.
Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.
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Its metric
"I have a crap ton of homework to do tonight"
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A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous
That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.
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A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.
Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load
Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.
"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."
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noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.
"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"
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People who are conservative and who try to destroy you with facts and logic, but just come off as racist, sexist and other forms of prejudice they spew. They often vomit out their favourite commentators talking points like copy and paste aswell as a total lack of self awareness.
Kaitlyn bennet is often their waifu and some pretend to be libertarian and claim the left are the nazis.
Op: you said you wanted to deport all muslims
Benne-ton: ThE LeFt ArE ThE NaZiS!