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Pussy Finger Toothbrush

The act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a bitch.

Last night, this bitch I was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over her floor. She wouldnโ€™t let me use her toothbrush, so I had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.

โ€œOh shit, I just fingered you with that finger.โ€

Pussy Finger Toothbrush

by soundboy24 March 25, 2009

77๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


South Bend Toothbrush

The South Bend toothbrush is the act of waking up in the morning after a long night of drinking alcohol and immediately smoking marijuana followed by a cigarette or five. If the timing is right, beer, bourbon and vodka may be involved in this practice. This act is derived from South Bend, Indiana.

Casey: "Dude, I got way fucked up last night. Do you want to go down in the basement and hit a few bingers?"

Brian: "For sure. The good old South Bend toothbrush?"

Casey: "Hell yeah! Do you have any smokes?"

by SlifeB November 10, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


la mesa toothbrush

when you take a piss in someones mouth and they gently rub their teeth against your dick.

oh man, Julie gave Madi a La mesa toothbrush last night!

by el writo January 23, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco Toothbrush

A penis.

It's suprising her teeth aren't whiter, I hear she brushes with a new San Francisco Toothbrush every night.

by Captain Cynical April 3, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 30, 2017


Gag me with a toothbrush

Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!

Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!

by eda-skip January 23, 2022

323๐Ÿ‘ 394๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Toothbrush

While you are hitting it from behind, you jam your finger in her asshole and reach around to swab her teeth with that finger.

Damn, that girl's breath was minty fresh after I gave her that Puerto Rican Toothbrush!

by Mike "Mad Dog" Seljan March 11, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž