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A yummy toothpaste, but has the ability to give someone an allergic reaction where the lips could swell up. It only does this upon repeated use over many weeks.
“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”
“Okay son, just keep using it”
the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.
1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.
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Taking a girls Oral Virginity. Eating her out for the first time. Oral V sounds like Oral B which is a popular toothpaste brand name.
Yo Brown! Did u take that girls toothpaste last night?
I'm taking her toothpaste tonight!!!
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Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.
She came over and still hasn't left, she is totally using my toothpaste!
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The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!
He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.
Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand
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Wheere you eat toothpaste (a lot) so you know you are basically drunk
Hey man I am having a toothpaste hangover
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