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A school in Burlington New Jersey where the talented, dedicated, and promising riley laws goes to. I'll have you know riley is one of the fastest, quickest, best decision making attackers on varsity soccer. Riley a FIRST year Hs soccer player has already solidified his role in the starting lineup. Can you fathom that? Over some players who have played their whole life riley just comes in and starts. He is a great overall player he provides a lot of what varsity needs. His teammates notices he was different from the other seniors the first practice. He started off on the jv side but quickly proved the coaches wrong and they brought him up to the varsity field. Just shows to go Riley Laws' resilience. Most players in this situation would not keep working and give 100 %, Riley on the other hand used this to fuel him. Riley Laws is an amazing asset to btb soccer and his teammates are so glad to have someone like him.
"yo have you heard of Burlington Township High School"
"yea bro thats where the absolute stud Riley Laws goes to"
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There's not much to say about this place other than the undescribable perpetual smell of old cat food and feet and the constant reminder that the floor in the Commons is littered with hepatitis and chlamydia. This school just sucks.
NBTHS, isn't that the place that smells all the time? Yes, yes it is.
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You ever walk into a public bathroom stall and see 2 niggas giving the succs? Only in North Brunswick Township High School. Here we disregard the feelings of our peers and engage in questionable acts such as pregnancy tests in a public bathroom, STD scandals, Drug Use... Should I continue.
You here about the mold and wasps in that school?
It was North Brunswick Township High School but I’m not surprised.
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A middle school that only has two grades 7th and 8th seventh is all the pre-mature horny little boys and eighth is all the kids that think they’re cool and vape in the bathroom And both grades the girls are thots
Homeschooled kid: Winslow Township middle school is messed up it’s a bad place
Winslow kid: but at least they don’t have that jungle fever like hammonton all them hoes be preggos smoking grass in the bathroom.
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A school in Montgomery County, suburban school with whack ass niggas. The people there are fake ass hood niggas and especially the white people there. The girls there get trained left and right.
Wow Springfield Township High School is a great...sike nigga they can chew my dick with a fork and knife.
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A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
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The Most incompetent administration known to mankind. Famous for not fixing anything in the school for 20+ years and caring more about the LGBTQ community and their public image more then the regular student
Holy Fuck the Springfield Township High School Administration is really damn incompetent they blew our whole budget on useless TVs instead of fixing the air system!
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