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1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.
2. A really unattractive person.
1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.
2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
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Any country that allows bumming as an act of solidarity
Billy: Where I come from is a United Queendom, since bumming each other is encouraged to foster unity and prevent wars!
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a unit for measuring beauty in comparison to absolute perfection which is one allison-unit. also known as an "a-unit"
that girl is not very attractive, id say say she is about half an allison-unit
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A crew of ugly fat virgins who live in their mom's basements. There lineup consists of a fat man with herpes on mental disability- a fat 36 year old virgin from texas and a whore mother.
They're nobodies and have no life and sit on urban dictionary 365 days a year leaving comments all day.
The biggest losers you remember are United Spammers.
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An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.
Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
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1. a wet noodle.
3. An international organization. they own an office building in New York and they're about as productive as Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch.
1. The bus hit the small child as if it were a united nations.
3. The United Nations doesnt do shit.
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A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.
Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"
Or
"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
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