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Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.
Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
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A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.
I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
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The next level beyond being fucked up.
I don’t know how I woke up naked in my ex girlfriends bed, I must have been fucked ass up.
1st use:Used when someone gives you the middle finger.
2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..
1st use:
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.
(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!
2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?
(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.
(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!
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What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
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When something is such total bullshit that it is literally inside the bulls ass.
Guy 1 Hey man, you said something stupid, so now you cant toke with me.
Guy 2 C'mon man.
Guy 1 Nope. My decision.
Guy 2 That is so far up the bulls ass.
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person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner
oh now i found my ipod
to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner
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